Innocent collector of unwary hearts. Eros as a platonic ideal come alive, with an infectious giggle and wicked sense of humor. Kali with a necklace of Barbie heads. As beautiful as Fermat's Last Theorem, and as difficult to solve. Sweet, sassy, flashing, spontaneous, voluptuous, scrumptious, tantalizing, enchanting & brilliant. Tessa stoops to conquer... oops!

Education:

Brilliant autodidact who, at the age of 9, translated Gilgamesh from the original and then performed it as play with shadow puppets.

Known for:

Inspiring Plato's Theory of Forms when she flashed him. But she made Aristotle cry.